Characters: Captain Qwark, anyone who wants to poke fun meet him.
Content: Qwark feels a hero should not be hiding away in a museum so he heads out to find a weapon and probably get himself into trouble.
Location: Spring Street and surrounding area.
Time of day: Afternoon
Warnings: Qwark being Qwark? So...stupidity abounds.

( ...or stupid. Stupid works too. )

Characters: Ratchet, Captain Qwark
Content: After the Clover double-team, Ratchet's out the door, making sure his friend isn't a monster sandwich.
Location: Fifth Ave.
Time of day: Twilight
Warnings: Ratchet most likely beating the crap out of Qwark, possible swearing.

( Mom's been worried sick! )

Characters: Captain Qwark, anyone around who decides to help him out.
Content: Qwark decides to get out and see what there is to see in Manhattan.
Location: A random ruined street somewhere
Time: Morning
Warnings: Crabs. Qwark's a coward.

( Being a hero is never easy... )